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Important notice: The names of real people cannot be used in jokes.
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	Dad: Harold. You mustn't go fishing with your friend. He's got measles.
	Harold: It doesn't matter dad. I never catch anything when I go fishing. (room 12)
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	Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
	He had no-body to go with! (room 8)
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	What happens when your Dad leaves his golf shirts on the line with the dog outside?
	Your dog gets a hole in one. (room 16)
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	What would you call a dirty Teletubby?
	A Stinky Winky. (room 10)
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5	What would you say to your friend if you came across a one-eyed dinosaur?
	Do you think he saur us? (room 9)
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	Two oranges were rolling down a hill. Why did they stop?
	Because they ran out of juice.(room 15)
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	A man was swimming. When he returned to the changing room his clothes were gone. What did he home come in? The dark! (room 1)
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8	What is a skeleton's favourite food? A pepperbony pizza.(room 4)
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	What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer. (room 14)
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	Read down through the sentences below. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat. This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is twit cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is thirty cat This is seconds cat Now read the third word in each sentence. Hmmmmmmmm!!!